my encounter with a werewolf
episode 1:
lots more episodes to come, yea thats definitely gonna to happen.
my life is never easy with an asshole always harrassing me, fighting for the comp and such, even with HIS OWN laptop, he never fails to irritate me.
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after a morning breakfast of roti prata, the "ww" and i walked back home. as the werewolf unfortunately got the key, he unlocked the door gate first and used his disgustingly furry paws to block my way. he murmured in his werewolf language which i had diificulty understanding "meeee onluck dooor birst".
i was helpless and had no other choice but to allow him to do wateva he wants with his sharp claws. after unlocking the gate, he ran all the way into the house, aiming straight for the computer table. expecting and seeing this action take place, i sprinted after the wobbly figure, which (he's not human, he's inhumane) somehow managed to keep his balance. it must have xperienced increasing difficulty trying to control the immense weight on his head on his body.
as he got the head start, he reached first and seated his butt onto the comp chiar, which al,most collapsed under his weight.
i let off a ear-piercing scream. "ARHHHH. LET ME PLAY FIRST! I ON THE COMP FIRSt!!!!"
it answered, once again, in an alien language "noooo! caaaannnooot meee swit dooown birst"
"but i havent finsih playing!"
"oou gibbbbb me a thumb(time he meant)"
"12 o clock lor. almost 11 le"
"VAH?!!!! shooooo LONNNGGG? elewen-four-five"
"no! 12 take or leave it!"
"wenything. meee swit here euuu so cannnot plaeee"
WTF.
" siam lar. let me plae!"
somehow i managed to shoo the pesky GIANT and he moved himself off the seat.
it used its own laptop, great but it positioned the fan blowing toawrds IT ONLY.
i glared at it, then using one hand i jerked the fan till it was blowing towards me.
he uttered, "oi. meee berry hot ok!" his sharp teeth must have been a nuisance coz if he opened his mouth too big his fangs would cut into his lips, hence the poor pronounciation.
"LIKE I NOT HOT LIDAAt!!!! THIS IS SINGAPORE. WE BOTH LIVE IN SG AND IN THE SAME HOME. YOU FEEL HOT IZZIT??? I OSO OK!"
"meee pee-pire more ok" his fangs again.
then we kept moving the fan and switching it off till it and i could tolerate no more.
he stood up with some balance and pushed the fan to the other side of him, so that i coudnt do anything to the fan w/o getting off my chair.
but actually, i could do somth. muahahaha. i stretched my body to the back of the comp table and switched off the socket.I M EVIL.
"ROARRRRR!" he roared, and approached em menacingly, his eyes flashing.
he didnt exactly approach me ba, he approached the comp actually and peered behind the comp table.
"bhere the plug?" really, werewolves, do u think humans r dumb enuf to tell u where the socket is so that u can unplug it and plug it somewhere else where they cant do anything?
"LOLS. why must i tell u?"
he somehow found it with help from his HUGE rock eyes.
haiz. i cursed him.
"euuu wouldnt onnnneee to vhallenge meeee. euuu noe wat i can do"
"and u noe wat i CAN DO too huh. there's always a phone, and there's always 999."
then he diam diam LmAO.
but he continued moving the fan to the other side of him.
haha the fan blew towards me oso lar so i didnt really do anything to recounter his launched attack on the fan =]
but i couldnt stop cursing him T.T
end of episode 1
can u imagine that?