it was monday and you were damn disgusted.
yesterday was just sunday and the day before was saturday and memories of the fun you have had playing maple all day flowed into your mind like water gushing out from broken dams and then washing you away onto a faraway island which no one ever knew.
You named it lala land.
your dad drove you to schl and when he pulled over at the main gate, the first THING you saw was a fat figure clad in a well-worn blue shirt. he was wearing his trousers really low at his waist and it was definite that he was trying a lil too hard to catch up with fashion. but it made it all the worst coz it made his body looked too long and his legs too short.
you grunted and sighed. unproportional people~
then thoughts of the vertically challenged bamboo stick baboosingh forced it ways into your mind but you flung it off.
"i must not think of weird people..." you mentally repeated your motto.
but so unfortuantely, that guy was ur schl's security guard.
so school started.
*BELL RINGS*
"RECESSSSS!!!" a particularly loud girl shrieked in the highest pitch she could go and everyone zoomed out of the classroom with the smoke of dust following thier footsteps.
OOPS, too many cartoons~
you walked into the canteen with ur frens and you saw again, the same OLD security guard, well-armoured in his blue and black outfit.
you gave another sigh.
"you must pretend you dont see weird people!" you mentally repeated your motto.
so fast forward, recess was over, lessons were over and now its DISMISSAL!!!
so you left you class with your frens again and guess who you saw!!!
3 secs for you to think..
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yea i think you guessed it. it was DA security guard
you smacked ur forehead in agony as the security guard overtook you and was walking in front of you.
realising he walked really like donald duck.. HEY WAIT! donald duck is SOOO cute!!! you cant use something as cute as DD to compare with an idiotic security guard!!!!
so we shall use just DUCK. yea it will do well.
so realising he walked really like a DUCK, you looked at him to see wat exactly made him walk like that.
and you saw it.
your legs were rooted to the ground and you stood aghst at the horrible sight.
his already really tight trousers was embedded into his butt crack, which made it even tighter and the sight was COMPLETELY REVOLTING.
you ran into the nearby toilet to take a puke before walking out, struggling and looking really pale.
you were completely horrified by the unappropriate sight that had just met your eyes.
"just pretend you nvr did see this crap" you told urself.
"BUT I JUST SAW IT!!!"
"just pretend!"
"BUT I JUST FREAKING HELL SAW IT!"
"just pretend my fren!"
"I CANT JUST SAY I DIDNT SEE IT WHEN I JUST SAW IT!"
"the art of pretending my child~ (indian tone). you havent master it~"
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so this was an awful experience LOL.
haha eunice and sherlyn saw it too actually and honestly this story was really exaggerated.
and NO, thats for sure, we DID NOT want to see it but...
oh well.
stupid security guard.