EOY are coming~
lots of things have been happening these few weeks and they make me understand loads of things i have nvr realised b4.
so therefore, let me relate LIFE to WILD LIFE...
grassy plains, roaming buffalos, crowds of zebras, a few countable baobab trees which were ALREADY enuf to engulf the whole of the little prince's silly asteroid...
you're in the really remote n probably isolated land of africa.
"WELCOME TO SAVANNAH WILDLIFE!" you screamed in joy, trying really hard to disguise the fear swirling in your heart, the fear of being eaten up by a lion and then being pecked by vultures after your corpse decomposes.
you shook those shivers off.
"HEY, what's this???" you stupidly asked yourself though you obviously saw a group of zebra galloping past you.
Clouds of dust and sand was sent right into your face and you started coughing. Opening your eyes, you saw a weird zebra on its back, lying onto the ground with pathetic scars from the brutal trampling of the fellow zebras on its body.
there was something seriously wrong with it...
letting curiously get the better of you, you went forward and helped it up.
miraculously, it spoke, scaring you out of your wits as it said, "BOOHOOHOO! my mammy n papa dont want me!!! boohoohoo..."
you stood rooted at the spot for 5 seconds before you came back to your senses. you replied, "why?"
"coz my mum had an overdose of coffee.. too much caffeine. i now haf one missing toe and abnormal stripes!!! =[ boo hoo hoo"
"oh."
"and my parents dont want me anymore."
"erm, you can talk?"
"duh~ side effects of the bloody caffeine again"
"oh well, just live on dude"
"yea well... i'be off then", the freako zebra said and hopped to the side.
before you can even wave your hand, a huge creature pounced onto the freako and sent his teeth into its neck. it was a lion!!!
i'm not stressing on the lion killing freak part, i'm stressing about another thing.
moral: when u dont want it, others do.
ok, lets say freako got reincarnated. he was yet another freako =.= yes, with a missing toe but this time, with spots, not stripes.
freako tells another zebra," HA. i wouldnt get killed by lions. i'll let nature take its course. i wont run, its heaven's will for me to...."
WHOOOOOOSHHHHHH.
freako get killed by another lion again.
moral: sometimes, DONT let nature take its course. run, and you'll live
zebra reincarnates...
GOD DAMN IT WHY DO ZEBRAS HAF SO MANY LIVES???
"tt's the side-effects of caffeine, dude"
yea yea wateva.
so freako zebra reincarnated. he was galloping on the plains one day when out of nowhere came a python.
ARGGGGHHHH, the zebra screamed and jumped on its hind legs.
"no no no, dont come closer!!!" zebra took steps backwards, before he knew it, he fell down the cliff, into the ocean of agony, the whirlpool of hopelessness...
apparently, he died again.
the moral is obviously obvious
but always, there'll be baobab trees waiting patiently on the sides, providing you with assistance, help and HOPE =]