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Thursday, September 07, 2006
7th sept 2006
ytd was the bloody civil defence course
and can u lief that idiotic ma'am actually told us it was from 8am to 6pm. LIKE 10 HOURS!!!
LMAO. 10 hours course and she didnt tell us to get ready our sleeping bags.
10 HOURS!!! ROFLMAO.
and i cant force myself to believe it and my mum cant blief too. one fucking course 10hrs.
erps. sorry i m getting abit agitated.
the course was quite fun, esp. when that fat malay speaker was like damn hilarious. btw, that fucking disabled ma'am actually criticised him for his lecturing methods.
but honestly dude, take a look at urself in the mirror b4 u criticise someone coz really, i would rather pay $100 to hear him speak rather than listening to you FOC.
coz you're god damn boring and u throw ur weight around,hoping to lose some weight. but apologetically, NO, u'll still be as fat and i hope you'll be even fatter.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
and I GOT TO USE A CO2 FIRE EXTINGUSIHER.
it was heavy.
*WHOOOOOSHHHH* *c02 sprays out, flr turns white, dry ice forms, i feel damn good*
WAHAHAHAHA.
then we had this lets say 10mins to play around with the extinguishers.
each schl has one so they're playing around wif it when...
a represantative from nchs picks up the extinguisher and winked n hinted to the other schls.
rep from other schls pick up their extinguishers too.
slowly and menacingly, all aproach NCHS suay ma'am.
chuckles can be heard from the crowd.
"wat..wat you ppl DOING???!!!" ma'am stuttered and looked around quizically but anxiously.
*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
clouds n clouds of CO2 were sent right into her obsene face.
she fell 3 steps back and struggled to raises her bull hands up to shield her face that was overwhelmed with CO2.
however and fortunately, the force from the 4 extinguishers were so immense her hands were pushed back onto her face, smacking her nose so painfully and horribly.
blood ran down from her nostrils but instantly and miraculously, it turned to frozen blood.
crowd goes ILLLLLL.
not long after, her disgustingly orange spec turned into popicles, which even those close to starving wouldnt dare eat.
soon her revolting hair hardens and stood straight at it ends.
SHE'S FROZEN.
wahahahahahaha.
everyone in crowds cheers in delight and amazement.
***************1000 years later********************8
alien man to flying camera: we'll be digging this area here for a spaceship landing pad. as you can see here...
indian half alien n man digging the ground: OH MEE GOD! WHAT'S THIS!!!!
*the tip of a frozen structure reveals from the ground*
man to flying camera: we've an extraordinary discovery!!! FOLLOW ME!
*man rushes to the ice structure, grabs pickaxe and starts picking hysterically*
soon, the ice structure was hoisted onto the ground to reveal a shockingly and well-preserved human being.
it was a disgusting one.
indian man: ARGHHHHH!!!! MEEEE SEEEING ALIENEST ALIEN!!!

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