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Sunday, November 12, 2006
12 nov 2006
I know my posts are getting boring so i really hope this will make things better.
The Tragic Tale of Two Trashbins II
proudly authored by PIGs

After Greybay and Blacky's unfortunate deaths, they have been sympathized by many. Kindness has reincarnated them...
into ANTS.
guess kindness werent so kind after all.
anyways, so now they're no longer trashbins, but ants, who are again, in love.
however, these 2 ants have a strange, weird and unusual habit, that is, they constantly need huge feeds of orange juice or else death reaper will pay a visit to them.
Greybay: BLACKY!!! LOOK! SUPPIEMART has SPECIAL discounts on sunkist orange juice! YOU HEARD ME? DISCOUNTS ON ORANGE JUICE!!! FRESHLY PEELED ORANGE!!
Blacky: about time yea. we've been searching for drops of orange juice from trashbins, (which were our former self) and finally we can buy them at special DISCOUNTS! oh boy oh boy. grab your wallets, we're off!
greybay and blacky poked wires into their heads, that is, for better reception you noe, erm, antennaes and stuff are complicated matters.
they chose leaves from a pile of compost and a particularly strong but short branch. you noe, raft and ores.
an ant's journey was nvr easy. overcoming puddles of water left by rainstorms or even by morning dew...
yea, you get the picture.
with reinforced antennaes and their "boats", they reached SUPPIEMART in 5 days times, which was ALREADY considered speedy for you noe, ants.
blacky and greybay crawled to the juice section.
greybay screamed in utmost delight: LOOK! ORANGE JUICE, discount!







blacky: grab 5 cartons! we definitely can carry them you noe, we are the strongest animals in the world!

greybay: erm, blacky. looooook
greybay pointed to a yellow piece of paper beside the discount paper.
blacky glanced at it, and almost had a heart attack.






5 cents? JUST A bloODY 5 cents DISCOUNT????????
and they call it SPECIAL THIS MONTH????!!!!
blacky had diificulty breathing... he lost his balance, banged onto the bottle of orange juice, then his heartbeat stopped.
the orange juice he crashed into fell onto the ground. the devastated greyhound was beneath it, and was squashed to instant death,
the end for 2 loving ants, just for 5 cents.
sighs.
TRAGIC tale, boy i mean TRAGIC

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