WANTED!
Tseng Tzumi, aged 15, married to tee****, caring mother of 7 kids, winner of Nobel prize for selfless contributions for her 7 kids, a Guiness world record holder for having a delivery of 7 kids in one go, namely Teemi, Tammi, Tommi, Teletubies (tts 4).
Well if it all sounds oh-so-perfect, and that this tzumi gal must be some angel from heaven who has somehow made her way to Earth humbly (so she claims). YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG. ABSOLUTELY!
in true fact, she is a patient in Mount Babara Hospital for the Severely Mentals and her condition is beyond treament. Her brain has been comfirmed to be somehow damaged by countless tiny teethmarks, which, as she clarified, were from her 7 kids (seemingly crazy too from what appears like).
Dr a(Bbr), spokesperson for MBSSM said that it was only a matter of time that her whole family except her husband will have to go for mental analysation tests in the hospital.
Her condition is far more that bitten brains. She has appeared to be hallucinating, imagining that her 7 kids belonged to her other friends, who accepted all these wild accusations because they were very concerned and wished for her to recover ASAP.
But just accepting her claims aren't enough for the patient. Her mental disability has caused the violent nature she possess. For example, she would push her friends in the canteen for no reason at all and laugh out loud CONTINOUSLY (just think of a machine gun), each laugh with the exact same pitch and interval.
Her ability to manage her vocal chords so perfectly has earned her a role in the hospital's choir but the mental insisted on playing the piano (she was only grade 2 MIND YOU!) and has indeed made many contributions to the noise pollution of our society.
She is highly dangerous and the possibilities she might attack her kids with her teeth (that is, if she still have them because she mouthed coke for 10 hrs) and braces just for the fun of it.
BEWARE.