Hilarious. I was roaming the Trading boards in Neopets just now and saw a person selling a plushie. Neomailed her to ask for her lowest. That neomail marked the beginning of the encounter with an absolute moron. An exceptionally thick-skinned one, to make it worst.

I'll copy and paste the exchange of neomails for the first part, and then add in screenies as evidence of the existence of such imbecilic human beings.

You wrote:
hi, what's your lowest for the plushie?

The moron replied:
well u have to offer a price please

You wrote:
You won't like my offer. It's a r95 an unpriced on TP except for yours. I'll only go around 120k, sorry.

The moron replied:
nope llike everyone else wants 400k for it sorry
(notice the double Ls. Does she have 6 fingers?)

You wrote:
Really? I'm not so sure. TP only has yours priced, unless I checked wrongly?

The moron replied:
yeah i checked i neomailed them and 400k is what they want? do u only have 120k or do u just want me to go that low
(of course I have more than that, noob)

You wrote:
Oh, I see. Tell me the really lowest price you can go, I'll see if I can compromise.

The moron wrote:
lets se i said 385k which is 15k cheaper what about 370k that is 30k cheaper
(I think I can do simple maths, thank you)

You wrote:
Nah, I won't pay that much. It's hard to sell.

The moron wrote:
what about 350k that is 50k cheaper for the plushie
also i've got some gelert armor that is worth 225k in my trades and for u i could give it to u for 200k

You wrote:
Nty for the armour. I am a reseller actually, so I can't really go too high for the plushie and I'll expect more discount. 140k

The moron wrote:
that is a rip off that is more than half off

You wrote:
I can't offer too high, sorry. HTS are usually sold at very discounted prices. Anyway, good luck selling.

The moron wrote:
what r HTS
(Oh PURRLEASE! She don't get claimed as a moron for nothing)

You wrote:
Hard to sell. ETS - Easy to sell. ETS are items like paintbrushes. They sell more easily and quickly so the discounts are limited. The highest I'll go is 175k for the plushie.

The moron wrote:
yeah not even half the price of it rip off and plus before they were 800k so it is a big discount
oh i get it i have 2 baby paintbrushes im not going to use in my SDB i should sell them
(Haha, why don't you tell me it's worth 10 million yesterday)

You wrote:
Oh well, then nevermind. Check the TP boards and see people's offers on plushies.
You can sell them if you want. How much are you selling them?

The moron wrote:
well y should i tell u u wanted to rip me off on my plushie
Give me a good reason
(=.= Maybe because I want to rob you)

You wrote:
Lol, I'm not ripping you off. Please, it's just a reseller offer. If you can't accept, then don't, nobody is forcing you.
Good luck selling.

The moron wrote:
yeah u r trying to rip me off because less than half the price of what an item is worth at that price is ripping me off
(The only thing I want to rip off is your hair)

You wrote:
Well, this is neopets. Accept reality.

The moron wrote:
Oh cool U r from Hong Kong sweet
i accepted it, people are stupid and try to rip u off
(What has I, living in HK got to do with you, pesky imp?)

You wrote:
Whatever you say. I hope you get a good buyer who pays full price for it then. There are, but you've to be patient. Good luck once again, have a great day.

The moron wrote:
oh i dont need full price, items worth it r good to,im very patient
(Awww! I'm so proud of you!)

You wrote:
Good to know.

The moron wrote:
u shouldnt care its nt like u r buying anything from me unless u want the Kanrik Plushie worth 1million and my price is 950k lol u probably want it for 450k or some rediculous price
(sell it to your mother lor)

You wrote:
In case you didnt realise, my very short reply actually meant I would like this conversation to end. And it was more of a polite gesture, not because I care. Lol.
(duh, little kid. Read between the lines)

The moron wrote:
well u should have just said bye it would have been much easier now wouldnt it
lol

You wrote:
Yeah, I know, but I figured out you probably don't deserve such politeness.

The moron wrote:
no not really

LMAO, I didnt reply her after that, because she didnt deserve even a "bye" from me. Just as I thought all this crap was over...

The moron neomailed me again:
it's a good thing u live in Hong Kong
so do u speak english or is there some special translater thing that translates it to english
(Have you ever seen someone so thick-skinned? Translator also spell wrong. Tsk!)

You wrote:
Erm, I speak. And type, evidently.

The moron replied:
thats cool so do u know 2 different languages or just english
do a lot of people speak english in Hong Kong or just Chinese and Japanese mostly
(Erm, we speak Tamil, Spanish, Malay, Latin and a bit of Arabic too. LMAO, since when did HK people speak Japanese mostly?! Ignorant.)



You wrote: (screenie on top)
I know English and Chinese. Most HK people speak Cantonese. Never heard many people speaking fluent Japanese here, I wonder where you heard that from.

The moron wrote:
thats cool i only know one language but i think everyone should know sine language because sine language is the same in every language
i dont know sine language just english
(LMAO, anyone interested in the cosine language?)

You wrote:
Oh. You mean sign language? Yeah, I guess. But I don't think it's easy to learn.

The moron wrote:
yeah sign language well i guess so but it would still be cool

You wrote:
Haha, yeah. Take up a course or something if you're interested.

The moron wrote:
yeah but i dont want to if i dont have to cause its not like many people know sigh language. OMG the Game Master Challenge this week was like so easy it wasn't even a challenge im like wheres the challenge.....still waiting...unless there is a final game it's not a challenge. oh did u get the event calendar gift for today? i did its pretty good
(*sigh* You are beyond hope. Jump down the building or something)

The conversation continued about some random Neopets stuff. LOL, she started chatting with me like I was her friend. Sorry, but I don't know idiots.

I think she is incredibly stupid la! If she didn't like my offer, just say NTY. She is apparently a NOOB. A reseller's offer is of course low, or else how can they earn money? Please.

Some advice to her:
1. Learn spelling. English is the only language you know. Screw it up, good game to you. Wait, I forgot... You got SINE language to back you up!
2. Gain some common sense. You need it. Remember, Indians speak French while the Chinese speak Korean! Moron.
3. Just disappear from the virtual world completely. I'll go into hiding even if I had DOUBLE your brain capacity.