To my favourite Chem lecturer (not tutor).

It's seldom that I actually praise teachers on my blog, so what you are witnessing is a rare occurrence that will seldom happen.

I want to thank her for her selfless contributions to the well-being of her students. Her patience, her intellect and her unique style of teaching has broadened my horizons significantly, to such a colossal extent that this dedicated blog entry may be insufficient to do her any justice.

Her uncanny ability to interact with the students during lectures and the connection between the teacher and student are beyond what words can describe.

The best I could do, is to dedicate a song to her.

The Hypnotizer

Superstar, where you from? How's it going?
I know you got a clue what you're doing
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby

Look at you gettin' more than just a re-up
Baby, you got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby

Hypnotizer, Hypno-Hypnotizer
you're a Hypnotizer
Oh, Hypnotizer, oh, you're a Hypnotizer baby
You, you-you are
you, you-you are
Hypnotizer, Hypnotizer, Hypnotizer(Hypnotizer)
x Avogadro's constant until you fall asleep

Gosh, don't try to front
I, I know just-just what you are, are, are (x2)

(You) You got me sleeping
(You) You're oh so boring
(You) But I can't do it
(You) Hypnotizer!




It's a waste of talent that she didn't train to be someone who chant prayers. Or at least you know, go for the psychiatrist interview because while others need to oscillate a chain and use other tools to hypnotize their patient, she just needs one --- her voice. Her soporifous, monotonous voice.